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To: info[@]splicetraning.ca
Subject: I AM A MAC GENIUS
[Resume.doc]
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I view the document. Can't find any reference to Apple or Mac. Find lots about PCs and processor engineering. I reply:

"After reviewing your resume, we find your PC and hardware skills
commendable and believe you would make a good asset in the field of PC
sales & technical services. Unfortunately, we did not identify from
your resume any experience or qualifications for the Macintosh
platform or related Apple technologies. As we're an Apple Training
Center, this gives other candidates that possess Mac skills a
significant advantage. As such, we do not have a position for you at
this time."

I then receive a response, consisting only of this, to which I did not respond:
"I have apple certification."

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