gotwoody (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} gotwoody) wrote,@ 2008-04-28 00:38:00 |
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Airline Recruits
I overheard one flight attendant say to a passenger that the airline was having difficulties in filling Cabin Crew positions. Apparently now that gays are allowed to work as lawyers and property managers, the number of potential hires in our 5% of the population is too few to sustain the needs of Something Special in the Sky. That, and number of new positions resulting from the retiring en-mass of Air Canada's 55 year-old battle-axe Stewardesses. ("We were called Stewardesses when we signed up in 1973, and that's the way it's going to stay.")
With this in mind, it would seem British Airways - the Cattle Crew of the Sky Cabins - have opened the once ivory gates of their pastures to a new method of recruiting, YouTube style:
http://www.britishairwaysandpamann.com/
I overheard one flight attendant say to a passenger that the airline was having difficulties in filling Cabin Crew positions. Apparently now that gays are allowed to work as lawyers and property managers, the number of potential hires in our 5% of the population is too few to sustain the needs of Something Special in the Sky. That, and number of new positions resulting from the retiring en-mass of Air Canada's 55 year-old battle-axe Stewardesses. ("We were called Stewardesses when we signed up in 1973, and that's the way it's going to stay.")
With this in mind, it would seem British Airways - the Cattle Crew of the Sky Cabins - have opened the once ivory gates of their pastures to a new method of recruiting, YouTube style:
http://www.britishairwaysandpamann.com/
